RT @DeathStarPR Beware a wolf in sheep’s clothing? I say beware wolves in ANY clothing because if they can learn bespoke tailoring, our time has come.
RT @DeathStarPR Beware a wolf in sheep’s clothing? I say beware wolves in ANY clothing because if they can learn bespoke tailoring, our time has come.
RT (?) Hi. I’m in a meeting. There are 83 ceiling tiles in our meeting room. And 8 light fixtures, with 24 fluorescent bulbs. That is all.
Chillin at the @Gumball3000 ultra-VIP finish-line seating, aka The Art of Charm HQ front office window.
My girlfriend thinks that I’m a stalker. Well, she’s not exactly my girlfriend … YET. ;)
“Just because I got naked on our first date doesn’t mean I’ll ever let you see me in a bathing suit.”
Now, I’m not 100% SURE this is the 1,634th best day of my life, but it’s certainly looking that way as of lunchtime.
That awkward moment when the woman you’re dancing behind bends over so you can grind it, and then you realize she just lost an earring. …and that no one else in Starbucks can hear your iPod. (via james kurien)
Kanye’s talking marriage to Kim? I guess he’s ready to spend the rest of his month with her. (via Kyle Kurtz)
RT @Paxochka Wanna piss people off? Make a joke about… well anything really. You’re guaranteed to anger at least one irrational person.
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.
The voices in my head may not be real, but sometimes they have some really good ideas!
